Is Dracula alive?

Damn, I thought this was friggin' Dracula, but it turns out its just Keith Richards at the New York City Sweeney Todd premiere.
Look at this guy, I think someone stole one of those old man Halloween masks and told him to wear it that night because it's so trendy right now. If I saw this coming down the street towards me, I'd hit it over the head with a garbage can or something and run the other way.

Stop the presses again!!! Jessica Alba is single and wants to get married.

Hold on, I'm all confused, first all she wants is a one night stand, then she's single, and now she wants to get married?
Where do I sign up for this roller coaster ride which is Her Royal Hotness?

Stop the pressess! Jessica Alba wants one night stands!

Ok, where do I sign up? Smoking hot chic, Jessica Alba is quoted as being totally into one night stands as long as the guys leaves in the morning... Baby, don't you know I'm what discretion is all about? And then add this to the other report that she's just a dork at heart, that's my woman! And if you can believe all that, then I can tell you a story about how I totally stopped this berserk gorilla from rampaging through my neighborhood with just a banana suit and olive oil...
Read more (Sun Online)

Paris released from jail due to crying... may return soon.

This is a bit old, but I didn't want to spend too much time on this whole "Paris in Jail" thing. It says that she got released to house arrest due to some medical condition. The last time I looked, jail wasn't supposed to be lined with golden roses. I'm sure it's just because she's allergic to anal rape.
She supposed to go back to court and the judge is PISSED that the Sheriff let her go home for a BJ.
I'll keep you updated...
Read more (MSNBC)

Vanessa Minillo and Lindsay Lohan in hot knife action!

Whoa! This is interesting. That crazy girl Lindsay got all faux-hot and bothered with Vanessa using sharp utensils. You can't deny that this is truely THE HOTTEST female for 2007 as per Maxim magazine. Looks like Lindsay's downward spiraling tornado has caught Vanessa in its pull, as she's recently lost her contract renewal with her TRL and Entertainment Tonight gigs. Poor Vanessa.
And when I say "poor Vanessa", I mean "yeah for hot crazy celebrity chicks!"
Read more at Page Six and Superficial

Paris sues parisexposed.com

The story is that in between her moves from mansion to mansion, Paris Hilton put a bunch of her private belongings in storage. She forgot to pay her bill and then her stuff was auctioned off for about 2,000 bucks. That stuff was later sold for 10million bucks and spawned the website parisexposed.com, with all her private tapes and stuff all over the internets.
So now she's suing.
"I'd feel sorry for Paris except that she's responsible for every step that led up to this. It'd be like building a giant tower out of glass and knives and then suing Ikea after it collapsed on you." As per Superficial.com.
Paris Hilton gets her sue on

Doogie Howser is GAY

Totally gay. Like, not in a happy way, but a gay way.
'Doogie Howser' star comes out -- with pride

Lindsay Lohan sluts out for Halloween

LOL, my new favorite website, The Superficial, has some pics of my favorite guilty pleasure slutting it up for Halloween, like it's that difficult. C'mon, Lindsay, when is this competition with Paris gonna stop?
No matter, it's a win-win situation for us.
Oh, yeah, it turns out SHE ADDICTED TO SEX:

"Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that's me. I'm not dating just one person. It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I'm like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don't need a steady relationship. I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship's not going anywhere... but if I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people. It's very old-fashioned. "

Lindsay Lohan tops Paris Hilton (The Superficial)