Battle of the Beauties: Jessica Alba vs. Hyori Lee

Damn, my computer almost went up in flames today after seeing this picture of two hotties, Jessica Alba and Hyori Lee (or Lee Hyori, depending on which side of the world you're from). Seems that the two were getting all sexy and stuff in Vancouver filming some commercial.
First, why wasn't I invited?
Second, who wins the battle?
Check this video to decide:

Stop the presses again!!! Jessica Alba is single and wants to get married.

Hold on, I'm all confused, first all she wants is a one night stand, then she's single, and now she wants to get married?
Where do I sign up for this roller coaster ride which is Her Royal Hotness?

Stop the pressess! Jessica Alba wants one night stands!

Ok, where do I sign up? Smoking hot chic, Jessica Alba is quoted as being totally into one night stands as long as the guys leaves in the morning... Baby, don't you know I'm what discretion is all about? And then add this to the other report that she's just a dork at heart, that's my woman! And if you can believe all that, then I can tell you a story about how I totally stopped this berserk gorilla from rampaging through my neighborhood with just a banana suit and olive oil...
Read more (Sun Online)