Vanessa Minillo and Lindsay Lohan in hot knife action!

Whoa! This is interesting. That crazy girl Lindsay got all faux-hot and bothered with Vanessa using sharp utensils. You can't deny that this is truely THE HOTTEST female for 2007 as per Maxim magazine. Looks like Lindsay's downward spiraling tornado has caught Vanessa in its pull, as she's recently lost her contract renewal with her TRL and Entertainment Tonight gigs. Poor Vanessa.
And when I say "poor Vanessa", I mean "yeah for hot crazy celebrity chicks!"
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Lindsay Lohan sluts out for Halloween

LOL, my new favorite website, The Superficial, has some pics of my favorite guilty pleasure slutting it up for Halloween, like it's that difficult. C'mon, Lindsay, when is this competition with Paris gonna stop?
No matter, it's a win-win situation for us.
Oh, yeah, it turns out SHE ADDICTED TO SEX:

"Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that's me. I'm not dating just one person. It is the variety of partners everyone likes, especially at my age. I'm like Angelina Jolie, taking on lovers. I don't need a steady relationship. I mean if the sex is bad, the relationship's not going anywhere... but if I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people. It's very old-fashioned. "

Lindsay Lohan tops Paris Hilton (The Superficial)