Paris released from jail due to crying... may return soon.

This is a bit old, but I didn't want to spend too much time on this whole "Paris in Jail" thing. It says that she got released to house arrest due to some medical condition. The last time I looked, jail wasn't supposed to be lined with golden roses. I'm sure it's just because she's allergic to anal rape.
She supposed to go back to court and the judge is PISSED that the Sheriff let her go home for a BJ.
I'll keep you updated...
Read more (MSNBC)