Movie Review: Condemned

Where to start? Condemned is a WWE movie about a entertainment tycoon who decides to pay off third world prison wardens for their baddest fighters and decides to put them on an island to fight to the death and televise it online. It's the WWE to the extreme. Regular racial stereotypes develop and quickly you find out who to root for. WWE's Stone Cold Steve Austin stars as the mysterious American who winds up in an Ecuadorian prison. Wrongly accused, of course.
Driven by greed, the producer of the show straps explosives to each convict's ankle. The story turns dark as they witness a beating, torture, and rape. Some people have second thoughts about putting on the show, others push the envelope and add weapons to the island by helicopter drop.
The climax puts Stone Cold against the bad man Vinny Jones in a finale that makes you go, "ho hum".
Typical WWE movie fare, good versus evil, star versus co-star, end of story. Craptactular! Turn off your brain before entering.
The Condemned
I give it a 2.5 out of 5.