Fake retards and some free time

Well, my bachelor party trip to Las Vegas starts tomorrow and I've studied Physiology and the digestive system for almost non-stop for the past 3 days, and I've got some free down time here at work.
I have to comment on this article I read about this dude pretending to be retarded for 20 years so that his mom and dad can collect disability benefits. He got caught on video tape at traffic court trying to contest a ticket. I mean, whatupwitdat?
Man Accused Of Faking Retardation -- For 20 Years

I plan on continuing my studies on the plane ride to Vegas and on the plane ride back. We'll see if I'm in any shape to take the test at 9am on Sunday after 2 days of debauchery.
I may have to read up on 6 Ways To Boost Your Mental Acuity At Work.