Watch out! Connecticut makes major law changes.

If you happen to live in Connecticut or are passing through the constitution state, watch out for this major law change... Hold it, let me back up a bit.

Lawmakers were responding to the case of three UConn students accused of ejaculating onto a female student's face as she slept in a dormitory in September. The three men, who no longer attend the university, were charged with disorderly conduct and public indecency, but could not be charged with sexual assault under state law.

But now, bukkake is illegal in Connecticut and if you perform such an act, you can be charged with sexual assault. Direct physical contact is no longer needed.

This may actually force potential, as well as existing, sexual predators to understand that ejaculating on a person's face is not in fact funny, normal, or an act that can easily be dismissed by a misdemeanor...

I beg to differ, doing it while a person is asleep is, indeed, FUNNY. It's just stupid that the guys got caught by telling the girl the next day that they're the reason her face was so crusty and it wasn't because she drooled all over herself.
Senate Seals No-Contact Sex Assault Loophole (via courant.com)