Another Trend Ends: Metrosexuals are Dead

Looks like metrosexuals are out of style now. Caring after your skin and hair with products is totally old. In comes the Ubersexual. We're talking about the manly-man.
Jude Law, Orlando Bloom: Out.
George Clooney, Bill Clinton: In.
According to the article, "Ubersexuals are the most attractive and compelling men of their generations. They are confident, masculine and stylish." But not in the fat, couch potato, beer swilling way. "Ubersexuals do not give into the stereotypes that give guys a bad name, such as disrespect towards women, emotional emptiness, ignorance of anything outside sports, beer and burgers."
I guess we can't be cavemen, yet.
Metrosexual man bows to red-blooded übersexuals