iProduct for Apple Coming Soon!!!

Dude, I'm so fed up with Apple's marketing strategies. Supposedly pushing out "new" Macs, when in fact, they are getting rid of their old stock. Listen, Apple had video for the ipod months ago, but didn't release it till people were sick of the 3G ipods.
Now, they're all about pushing out their "new" Macs. But not really.
Hear me now, people. If you really want a Mac, I know they're nice, wait till they switch in 6 months to the Intel chipset. They will be cheaper and faster with the new hardware set-up. Don't fall for the propaganda and buy the aging hardware.
Announcing the Apple iProduct