Dragonball Movie: craptastic on its way!

What are the folks at 20th Century Fox thinking? James Wong and crew are really making a craptacular film.
I mean, really, what do you think when you take a manga story that's over 20 years old and totally bastardize it, or "Boll-it"?
Look at these images? Are these the characters that billions of people have come to know and grow up with? Bulma? Goku? Piccolo?
There were rumors that Fox totally scrapped production since it was looking so bad, but those were false and it looks like an April 2009 release is imminent. Too bad. Let's take a side by side comparison, shall we?

Look at these poseurs! Next thing you know, the film includes how they met at the MALL! I'm sorry, my mistake... it was at DAWSON'S CREEK!!!

This is the real deal, Goku and Gohan.

Is this the Matrix? The legend comes to life? More like DEAD ON ARRIVAL.

Note the blue hair.

Faker. Faker. Faker. Leather? WTF? All you're missing is the rainbow flag. And the Klingons. Worf, security to the bridge!

This is the real badass, Piccolo. Note the ears, and turban, and white cape... Will the turban and cape be in the movie? Probably not.

Look at these!?! Piccolo is GREEN for chissakes!!! Does James Marsters look at all like he's green there? And what's up with Hollywood's fear of casting real Asian actors for this film? Justin Chatwin? What's up with that?
I look forward to the vomitoriums that show this and all the crap and emesis that's going to cover their seats when this comes out....
Hopefully it won't see the light of day.
And monkeys might come out of my butt...