Top 5 reasons why the iPhone sucks

Damn, with all the hype surrounding Apple's new iPhone, Gizmodo put up a list of 5 reasons why it sucks. I mean, you gotta agree with them, it's all hype. Smoke and mirrors. Sucks.
Onto the list (via Gizmodo via Newlaunches):

1. 2-megapixel camera when others have 5-megapixel shooters on board

2. 5-hour talk time: not enough battery life

3. No expansion slot. Go for the 8-gig model and that's it.

4. No 3G: EDGE is so last year

5. No removable battery: You mean we can't take along a spare battery? WTF?

Sounds reasonable. That settles it, I'm totally not going to switch to Cingular and drop my 600 bucks on this lump of crap.