How to Dress for Football Games

The definitive "How-to" on dressing for football games. The objective? To be seen on national television so your school can be a top contender and recruit the next Heisman trophy winner and get that National Title. With a little tanning, exercise, and imaginative use of scissors, your school can run with the big dogs and be at the Rose Bowl, too.
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How to dress sexy for football games (via Aggieland Unplugged)