New Airline Safety Regulations

During an emergency landing, place your head between your knees.


If encountering a fellow passenger suffering from motion sickness, please assist with motion sickness bag.


If encountering same passenger in lavatory, continue with motion sickness bag assistance.


Please assist other passengers with their safety belts during takeoff and landings.


When encountering a choking passenger, apply abdominal thursts in an inward and upward motion.


Please assist shorter passengers with baggage removal from overhead compartments.

More information regarding safe airplane techniques can be found at:
Airplane Sex Guide