The Oozinator!

From the "What were they thinking?" department, comes the Oozinator, from Hasbro.
It's a water gun, but also doubles as a "bio-ooze" shooter. I mean you have to watch the video, it should be renamed the Bukkakenator. You shoot the bio-ooze via a 'jacking off' motion. I mean, c'mon, the joke writes itself.