Don't Drink and Dial

"On his drive home from one round after another of alcoholic merriment, a 31-year-old German man was befallen by a blow-out. Rather than change the tyre himself, he decided to keep his hands clean and leave the dirty work to the breakdown services."
He took out his cell phone and called a number and told them, "My car is broken and I need you to come and fix it," he said. "And you'd better be quick because I'm really pretty drunk and I don't have a licence so it wouldn't be good if the cops drove past."
Sucks for him that the number he dialed was in fact, the police.
"He wanted us to come quickly, so we did," said a police spokesman in the western town of Monheim.
Don't Drink and Dial