Bubble Gum Increases Breast Size

Yeah, something for those late night infomercial insomniacs. This gum from the "far east" has women and men abuzz with the promise of bigger boobs. The active ingredient in the gum is Pueraria mirifica root.

28%show no change in bust size
54% show measurable increase in bust size
18% show major increase in bust size
97% show improvement on hair and skin within 3 weeks.
The company said tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size up to 80%.

How's that for numbers?
Far Eastern Bubble Gum Found To Increase Breasts