AZN Mind Control

This one site I always visit put up a funny post about the galvanic vestibular stimulation that the japanese are working on. Basically, it enables one to control a human being's direction of ambulation. Translation: turns you into a remote-controlled toy.
From the site:

The asians have finally accomplished the goal I have been claiming they were working on for years. That's right. Those almond eyed bastards have figured out how to control our whitebread honkey asses.

AZN Mind Contol (from Eluid.org)