More stupid breaking news...

This deserves a big DUUUHHH!
Mr. Sean Combs is now forsaking his somewhat more-human name to be called plain ol' "Diddy."
He rationalized the dropping of the "P." before this moniker by stating that it somehow came between him and his fans.
Whatever, dude. How about I just call you "Stupid."

Breaking: P. Diddy Now Just Diddy