hack the elevator!!!

ever get on an elevator and wish that it was express, just for you and only you?
selfish, aren't we?
well, wonder no further. elevator hacking has arrived. it's purported to work on otis, dover, and desert elevators models. sadly, my friggin' place of work has the crappy ortis model straight from canal street, bitches...
try it anyway....
press the floor number and 'close door' buttons at the same time.
wheeeeee!!!!
Elevator Hacking 101