load-uv-links!!!

i was supposed to go and do my laundry but i sat down to check my email and then got all caught up in all this craziness on the interweb...
check out some of these vids:

first, crazy short kung fu vid from some movie Lai wong (1991), also known as 'Riki Oh: The Story of Riki'. it's all about the krazy supernatural kung fu: the grossest fight ever (QT)

second, Ravenstoke, Alaska is a small town that has a population of 3000. and only 10 percent are women. which makes for a major sausage-fest and a problem for the men-folk. but, the town planners take a novel idea to increase the XX chromosone count: Ravenstoke (QT)

third, a couple of months ago at friendster pknyc, i had a video of the dancing Citreon car (QT). now i have another dancing video. this one involves breakfast meat, which begs the question: can you shake your meat like this? Bacon dances(QT)

fourth, BYOC. common knowledge in this age of STDs and HIV. this ad takes a little tongue-in-cheek look at the durability of durex condoms. painfully funny: Durex at Kontraband(QT)

fifth, i love star wars spoofs; from the one movie that can almost define a generation. here is an european spoof called, jedi car wars. the video and audio is a bit choppy, but the actor playing the old obi wan kenobi really nails the voice: Jedi Car Wars(QT)

lastly, its a funny commercial from MTVAsia. this guy orders panties and thinks they're from a japanese school girl (what a perv). but in actually...: Japanese Schoolgirl Panties(QT)

so that's it. now i gotta go and do my damn laundry... or else i gotta pay double to have the little russian lady do it for me at the local laundry.
peace out!