Saturday, March 10, 2007

I hate people, see below:


*WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY VULGAR LANGUAGE, STOP READING NOW.

Things I hate:

I hate fat people. If your ass is so freakin' wide, you take up too seats or it barely fits in one seat, and you're on a bus, train, or plane; you gotta pay for two seats. Seriously, don't try and fit your fucking fat ass into one seat, or cry discrimination when some places refuse to seat you. Fucking fatty.

I hate people who sit on the outside seat of a bus with the inside seat unoccupied. This is especially going out to the express bus riders who just think that they own the fucking world and sit on the aisle seat while leaving the window seat open. I don't care if you plan on getting up if someone asks to sit there, just sit on the inside seat until the bus is full or no one else is getting on. I fucking paid 5 dollars to ride on this fricking bus and I'm not paying to climb over your ass to get in or out or hear you complain that you gotta move your fat ass and your five bags your bringing onboard the bus. This soft of brings up my next point...

I hate people who enter a form of public transportation and refuse to make room for other people. Listen, if you enter a crowded bus, move to the back. I don't know what possesses people to enter and stop right in front. And who are those people who enter the subway and stop at the door?

I hate people who enter the subway and stand in the doorway. It's fucking physics people, if your fat, lazy ass is standing in the doorway, no one can get by. This especially goes out to those fucking idiots who HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIER IPODS AT FULL BLAST. Here's a message to you: NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR MERENGUE! So, get the fuck out of the way and turn the fucking thing down!

I hate people who have to enter the train BEFORE YOU EXIT. As the train pulls into the station, let's all be fucking human here and LET THE PEOPLE OFF FIRST. Don't just jam your stupid ass through the exiting traffic so you can run in and get a fucking seat. I'm trying to get off the train, and if you get in my way, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT.

I hate cheaters. Listen, people. THIS ESPECIALLY GOES OUT TO DPT STUDENTS. This is a doctoral program. IF YOU FUCKING FEEL THE NEED TO CHEAT OR PLAGERIZE, YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT! Maybe that got you through grade school or high school, but it's not going to cut it here. You're supposed to learn something, not leech off the hard-working people who are trying to succeed. After this school, you're going to go out and treat patients. So if you cheated your way through Kinesiology, YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR PATIENT. You are entering a field that totally depends on the foundations of Biology and human movement. TRY AND STUDY AND DO YOUR OWN WORK.

And if you feel like you are somehow entitled to getting through school without and problems or that it's too difficult. GET THE FUCK OUT. No one is ENTITLED to be in a DPT program. So don't cry and complain. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT. You're probably going to be in for a rude awakening when you graduate with a barely passing grade because you cheated the whole time and DON'T KNOW SHIT and then have to take a BOARD EXAM. Try and cheat your way through that one, fuckers.

I hate stupid people. See above...

I'm sure I'll come up with more stuff later, but for now, I'm spent.

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