Paris Hilton: "I'm going celibate"

"I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime.
What? I thought she was taking a year off so that she can get some surgery to fix her meatflaps between her legs. I mean, there's gotta be enough elbow room down there for a couple of coach seats.
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