A Hummer for a Honda
There was an article in the NYTimes today: "For Janna Jensen, it was the dirty looks and nasty gestures from other drivers that finally persuaded her to give up the family's $55,000 Hummer H2." I have an irrational and nearly irresistable urge to key the hell out of a Hummer everytime I see one.
I mean, what's up with people in New York City with Hummers, or Escalades, or any other large SUV? They NEVER take that sh*t off-road. They basically are compensating for their small penises, and enjoy paying for the luxury of compensating themselves by paying for all the gas and taking up all the room around here with their stupid SUVs.
Do you own an SUV? If it doesn't have mud on its sides and gun rack on the back window then YOU DON'T NEED IT.
Enough, already.
Trading the Hummer for a Honda
I mean, what's up with people in New York City with Hummers, or Escalades, or any other large SUV? They NEVER take that sh*t off-road. They basically are compensating for their small penises, and enjoy paying for the luxury of compensating themselves by paying for all the gas and taking up all the room around here with their stupid SUVs.
Do you own an SUV? If it doesn't have mud on its sides and gun rack on the back window then YOU DON'T NEED IT.
Enough, already.
Trading the Hummer for a Honda
posted by pknyc at 1:56 PM
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