Breaking News!!! TomKat is having a baby!!!

Yeah, check this out. News that Katie Holmes, the newest addition to the L. Ron Hubbard Universe of Scientology, is pregnant with child has leaked out.
Everyone take a breath.
It probably won't be the spawn of Crazy Cruise. I highly doubt that he is indeed the father, this might be immaculate to say the least.
TomKat got together back in April. No wedding date set.
Let's see, it's October now....
DAMN! That's 6 months.
Either Scientologists have some kind of shortened alien incubation period or another mystery is afoot!
Who's Your Baby Daddy, Kate?

Oh yeah, another thing: He's totally a gay sterile...