The Bush Monkey is At It Again
So I'm watching the Friday evening news on ABC, and they show a clip with the Bush Monkey making a trip to Louisiana.
Here's the story: the President says that the storm is going to be big; and that residents of low lying areas should evacuate. All this while vacationing on his dude ranch in Texas. (Later, he's quoted as saying that he had no idea that it would be this bad)
The storm hits and it's a doozy.
He waits two days before cutting his precious vacation short to go do his job.
(Sorry to bother your equine anal-sex playtime, Mr. President, but we have got a doozy of a storm in the Gulf of Mexico brewing. Oh, it's not too bad, most of the rich white folk are on higher ground.)
So his PR guys arrange for a trip to finally see the friggin' damage... Dude, a friggin' Class 4-5 hurricane hits your country and f*cks it all up and you wait to go see what's up?
This is where the news story comes in...
I'm watching and they show the Bush Monkey in Louisiana. But all around him are, like, white folk. Curious, isn't it?
I mean, he did have the two token ethnic sisters hugging him and sobbing in front of the cameras (what a photo-op!!!). But they were sooooo light skinned, they must of been like Michael Jackson-type black. The media and his PR firm made sure that they were prominently displayed, as a message to America: "See? I like dem colored folk too!"
This guy has seen the news, undoubtedly been briefed regarding the status of anarchy, and he decides to go see the suburbs?
C'mon, Mr. Bush Monkey.
Your country is in a state of turmoil. People are treated like animals. It's like Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome down there.
You should have gotten your ass in gear from the start, you lying-sloth of a Bush Monkey.
pk.....out.....
I'm gonna go play SOCOM.
Here's the story: the President says that the storm is going to be big; and that residents of low lying areas should evacuate. All this while vacationing on his dude ranch in Texas. (Later, he's quoted as saying that he had no idea that it would be this bad)
The storm hits and it's a doozy.
He waits two days before cutting his precious vacation short to go do his job.
(Sorry to bother your equine anal-sex playtime, Mr. President, but we have got a doozy of a storm in the Gulf of Mexico brewing. Oh, it's not too bad, most of the rich white folk are on higher ground.)
So his PR guys arrange for a trip to finally see the friggin' damage... Dude, a friggin' Class 4-5 hurricane hits your country and f*cks it all up and you wait to go see what's up?
This is where the news story comes in...
I'm watching and they show the Bush Monkey in Louisiana. But all around him are, like, white folk. Curious, isn't it?
I mean, he did have the two token ethnic sisters hugging him and sobbing in front of the cameras (what a photo-op!!!). But they were sooooo light skinned, they must of been like Michael Jackson-type black. The media and his PR firm made sure that they were prominently displayed, as a message to America: "See? I like dem colored folk too!"
This guy has seen the news, undoubtedly been briefed regarding the status of anarchy, and he decides to go see the suburbs?
C'mon, Mr. Bush Monkey.
Your country is in a state of turmoil. People are treated like animals. It's like Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome down there.
You should have gotten your ass in gear from the start, you lying-sloth of a Bush Monkey.
pk.....out.....
I'm gonna go play SOCOM.
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