JCAHO is here.

it's monday morning and the hospital is pretty much abuzz with the arrival of JCAHO.
we knew they were coming for a long time now, marking each coming day with a countdown to the event. so everyone is stressed and running around, trying to fix mistakes that could wind the hospital in trouble, like the president taking bribes from contractors to make a new annex to the hosptial....
SOS,DD...  (same ol' sh*t, different day)