hey all, welcome back to monday

...funny ass pic... 'nuff said.


so, went to my sister's birthday/graduation/wedding shower/debutante ball this past weekend. (j/k'ing about the wedding part). but anyway, there was, like, over 150 people there and it felt like a debutante sweet 16 ball rather than a birthday party.
i dunno. i guess it was good if you can come away from a party and be $2000 in the black... some pics? get the nekkid pics here...



anyway, just sitting in front of the boob tube watching Attack of the Show. probably the only semblance of tech tv out there. but if you really miss the quality info from tech tv, then most of the on-air talent has transferred to podcasting. check out:
this WEEK in TECH,
diggnation,
Systm, and
from the shadows.
you can catch up with the latest tech news at those sites....



funny thing: found this on the craigslist personal ads the other day and basically it begs the question: "do all new yorkers hate red sox fans?"



also came across this laser site. remember all the hype in the past with stupid people flashing passing planes with their lasers? the ones sold on this site, aren't as powerful as those but they still look cool. if you have extra disposable income, then check this out.


extra, extra, the internet is filled with pr0n... gasp! but this really puts it in perspective: the internet is for pr0n. plus, it's educational!



and if you're looking for another home exercise unit, then why not have fun while you work out. this unit is perfect for those who really want to get rid of those saddle bags. it's called the bodybouncer. and you can put it in the family room next to you ab-blaster and bowflex... personally, i like the spin doctor and the joy circuit poses myself.



work in a cubicle? got a case of the mondays? tom in marketing got you down? then take it out on all those morons with the super maul. they say that this gun is constructed of regular office supplies and can pierce a can of soda and should never be pointed at a human being.
but it can be pointed at morons... try the super maul.
add a laser for that bad-ass office commando look.
you can dial 9-1..., and then have the last -1- ready when the pencils fly...


so, there's much hype with the upcoming transformers movie, produced by steven speilberg and directed by michael bay. even though it's not set to release till july 2007, i've got a link to really early footage... Early 'Transformers' Footage
rumor has it that even though it's shot with a handy cam, the footage was still directed by michael bay himself.



like family guy? i found this short video of family guy meets 80's rock group a-ha. chris falls into the b&w video with a-ha and dances around like a fairy. funny is as funny does.
get the video here. or just check out a funny bit here.


for secuity concerns, please peruse the following:
What to Do After Your Data Is Stolen - New York Times



and finally, you got to love this story. it's lucha libre, but with women. check out that mug on the high-flyer off the top turnbuckle! that's tough, man.
and peep that sheepish posturing of the chic on the bottom, ready to be crushed by the bolivian bomb!
fantastic!!


well, hope you enjoyed your monday.
please leave a comment if you feel inclined to do so.
thanks for reading!